Hovering over Creativity

Orginally from: - eytuk

Originally entitled: ‎51 FACTS ABOUT GUYS :)

Okay, so first of all.  I wish not to offend all the guys out there.  Okay?

Masama gising ko, kaya ito kinalabasan.  

You read the title, so obviously you know what to expect, you don’t like it.  Don’t read it.  

1. Guys hate sluts.

 —-> You have  got to be freakin’ kidding me -_-

2. “Hey, are you busy?” or “Are you doing something?” ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

—-> “May kailangan ako sa’yo”

3. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

 —-> Then they jerk-off thinking of all the pretty girls they encountered that day

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they’re gonna say so there aren’t awkward pauses, but once he’s on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

—-> -_________-

5. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.

—-> Then what the hell do they do about girl’s boobs?

6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

—-> HAHAHAHA

7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they’re goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

—->  Do you think I like hearing about your dream-girl that I will never be?

8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

—-> …Pano tatay at kuya ko?

9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they’re still loved.

—-> Are they still worth loving?

10. Don’t talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

—-> Then don’t talk to me about how hot that girl in your class is.

11. Guys get jealous easily.

—-> UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE YEAR

12. Guys are more emotional than they’d like people to think.

—-> Girls are emotional.. We show it and still you stil do shit.  WHAT IS UP?

13. Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know what?!..uh…nevermind..” would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he’ll assume he did something wrong and he’ll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

—-> He’ll figure it out but won’t do anything about it.

14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

—-> Guys are good flatterers until they get what they want.

15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

—-> You know, not all girls want material things.  A little effort would go a long way, like a sweet message (not copy-pasted from hallmark or tumblr)

16. Girls are guys’ weaknesses.

—-> SEXY GIRLS ARE GUYS’ WEAKNESSES

17. Guys are very open about themselves.

—-> EHEH

18. It’s good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don’t let him wait too long.

—-> Yes because you never know if you’re just for entertainment.

19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

—-> Ok

20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice.

—-> If a girl tells you her problems, don’t laugh and don’t say how shallow it is.

21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

—-> No, sometimes he really just thinks of you as a joke.

22. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

—-> IF

23. Guys will brag about anything.

—-> Everyone knows that

24. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you.

—-> He wants something from you.

25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn’t notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

—-> Figuring it out is different from doing something about it.

26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy’s confused, then we’re all confused.

—-> WOW

27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.

—-> Because it would be a one –liner book, “BE LOYAL”

28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.

—-> Tell that to yourself, enough with the teasing and all that, if you like her, say it.

29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he’s too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won’t be mature and grown up.

—-> MATURE AND GROW UP, ACHECHE.

30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

—-> And he will do it again.

31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.

—-> Wouldn’t we all like that?

32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

—-> Don’t treat girls as just an “experience.”  Their worth more than that.

33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

—-> Girls worry about the thin line of lust and love.

34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he’s probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

—-> It wouldn’t hurt to show some emotion, really.

35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

—-> I can’t even…

36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s just actually saying, “Please come and listen to me.”

—-> …I thought guys are straightforward?

37. Guys don’t really have final decisions.

—-> So that’s why you left me hanging?

38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn’t happen that often, so when it does, you know something’s up.

—-> He’s breaking up with you, that’s what’s up.

39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you’re with your boyfriend, he’s probably jealous and likes you.

—-> OH, WEOW.

40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he’s definitely thinking something.

—-> Lusty things, perhaps?  or maybe, another insult?

41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

—-> No, they don’t- look at number 42

42. Guys don’t like girls who punch harder than they do.

—-> Lay off your ego trip.

43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

—-> So do girls

44. Don’t be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

—-> Don’t be insensitive.  

45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

—-> Noted, I won’t love you too much.

46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

—-> Daming sexy sa mundo, kaya maraming pag-uusapan.

47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

—-> What a coincidence, girls feel the same way 

48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

—-> BOOBS

49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl’s mind for a day.

—-> Should I feel honored that you’re willing to give up your left nut just to read my mind?

50. No guy can handle all his problems by his own. He’s just too stubborn to admit it

—-> Again, lay off your ego trip

51. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesn’t mean he represents ALL of us.

—-> Right now, it feels like that- so let me be.